¡Hot Queso!

by The Los Hot Quesos

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Introducing 01:08
Introducing the Los Hot Quesos!!
Bugs 01:27
i got bugs in my eyes got bugs in my veins i got bugs in the holy holey parts of my brain i can see them i can feel them i can hear them buzzing inside of me cockroaches in my mouth boll weevils in my ears there’s a tiny piece of me that’s been a stink bug for years i got 1-2-3-4-5-6 legs and i hop and i buzz
Mr. Seatbelt 01:55
mister! seatbelt! mister! seatbelt!  mister seatbelt, hold me tight i just want to get home tonight red, yellow, green, go the lights this car keeps swerving, to the right headlights glaring, in the night the fucking blue ones they're way too bright!
Samurita 04:35
just you wait and see i’ll be your misery when day is done then you’ll know your time has come my code is blood for blood slay beasts in swill and mud and feast of flesh my revenge will taste the best born in the claws of a violent itch i was healed but the anger done burst the stitch now i’m here to cut and bleed ya cause i’m the girl named samurita you thought you could run but my eye’s the rising sun it's not what you thought it’s more than you bargained for and peace by peace you’ll pay and for death you will pray but you're a fool your death will not come soon
Down 03:45
when i die, i hope it's on a sunday so i can hear all them angels singing but i know they're not singing for me my soul they're beginning to take on down down down down they're all bringing me down down down they're all bringing me down down down you're all bringing me down below well i know i'll never be clean in the eyes of the lord 'cause i was born with lust in my heart i'm avarice and a glutton for drink and i can feel my soul begin to sink on down
Spacegirl 03:06
spacegirl, i miss your face but you're out in outer space spacing around spacegirl, hop on your rocket or ride a comet back to me, come back to me! welcome back, spacegirl spacegirl, i want to explore your body and defy gravity with a big bang spacegirl, next time you're leaving, i'm going to be waiting on that launchpad with my arms out singing
¡Hot Queso! 01:33
feelin' hungry nothin' around walk to the bodega there's cheese in town hot queso! hot queso! walk it home open some chips microwave it you've got dip hot queso! hot queso! feelin' sorry for yourself it's warm inside if nothin' else! hot queso! hot queso!
Who Bomb 02:25
who bomb you bomb who bomb who? you bomb who bomb who bomb you? you bomb who bomb you bomb you? bomb bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb bomb bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb bomb bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb ba-bomb bomb five four three two one
let's go out catch the latest craze we're shootin' curls of nuclear waves c'mon everybody, let's fukushima surf swim out in to neon green paste shootin' curls of nuclear waste c'mon everybody, let's fukushima surf
Originally by The Eat (Michael O'Brien) i walked out on the indian ocean i wore boots but they did not show i got caught gettin' caught in a motion communist radio i got ties to the chinese nation i got friends that i do not know i got all kinds of bad relations communist radio all over the world i got friends down in costa rica see guerilla wanna rock n roll i got a friend or two in tanzania if you ever wanna feeling' fine now if you ever feel the need to know keep on playing that socialist line now communist radio all over the world
what’s black and white and red all over? motels all day highways at night daylight melts tires & he’s melting hearts sharp teeth, sharper car “that thing cuts!” “yo what year is that?" “1897” “dang that’s a classic!” stick shift your skull into 5th gear bat wing tail fins on an el camino pencil vanial here i come! tail pipe spews blood “is that a turbo?” “what do you call a close race between two hot rod vampires?” “neck and neck” gimme blood, gimme speed i need blood, i need speed “this sucks”
i got the number one spot and im on second to last time to kick these jams out baby and shake a little ass i got a string of black cats hanging from my belt light me up dance with me we're gonna heat up hell burn the backyard down ba-ba-ba-burn it got gasoline and kerosene soaking through this stage strychnine and whiskey coarsing through my veins i got 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 sparklers on fire on my count push it to 11 blow all amplifiers burn the backyard down ba-ba-ba-burn it


The debut record from garage punk cheesemongers The Los Hot Quesos is at times sharp, tangy, soft, semi-soft, supple and hard with semi-hard textures. Cultured from the liquid remains of two great Bronx punk bunds, ZipGun and Lightning Crabs.


released June 21, 2019

Recorded in November/December 2018 at Exeter Recordings in Freehold, N.J.

Mixed and Mastered by Joe Dell'Aquila at Exeter Recordings.

All songs by the Los Hot Quesos except "Communist Radio" by the Eat.

Art by Adam.

Thanks to all the Bronx Backyarders, the Eat, Joe the master and the hardworking international cheesemakers both small and grand.


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